I am a Practicing Practical Philosopher:

I figure out how to get what you want done, done.
I worry long term, so you can focus short term.
I keep money and madness out of the way of your meaning.

I operate a proprietorship which brokers time profits. I officiate my family's Economic Ark.
I am a freelance brain for hire. A redacted advisor. A manager, and a solarpunk fixer.
A therapist who cares more about your best self than whoever you are today.
An accountant and a lawyer mixed into one, who is most assuredly neither.
Something like a family doctor, but for wealth, instead of health.